Plaid

Kelechi Ihejirika

Such a fabric, you are sporting
What a view, I’ll be reporting
To the Post and the New York Times
You look quite dashing
Pose before you pay for your crimes
 
You in plaid is such a sight
But will you ever learn to wear it right?
Look at the models on the screens
No justice has been done
Take my clothes, by all means!