Joshua Fitch

The Dish-q-bupp is a great machine
Its lean it’s green and it can clean,
It sings it rings it smell it tells,
It also wakes you up and feeds your pup,
The Hoggensnert is good to
It reads and kneads your sourdough
And tells you things when you don’t know,
It also helps you cook while you read the latest book,
The Rollimwallipp is a great thing
It teaches your kids how to sing,
It brushes your cat and cleans your mat,
It also turns of the TV show just as you’re about to go,
These machines are wonderful things if you want one just give us a ring
Where just down the road  be careful though.
You might find that this poem, gets stuck in your mind.