He’s too slick
He’s too fast
They couldn’t catch him even if he walked past
He’s so quick
He’s so precise
He cuts nice even sheets of ice
He’s the most wanted criminal on the streets
Has hundreds of years of felonies
The police can never track him down
But they can always guess when he’ll hit the next town
He’s over here
He’s over there
He has the most soul-snatching stare
He’s down below
He’s up above
You can’t escape the crimes of love